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"Anyone up for a game of find the milk?"

Alright, who gets to have sex with this guy. Hello? Ladies, those sleeping bags were made for two......i'll pour this water all over myself, i'm kinky like that.

"WHAT? You wanna piece of dis???"

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Do you think these cloths Make me Look Fat?

The mere thought of waking up to another dreaded day was not enough, but knowing there would be smack, hell, the morning won't come soon enough!

Some women will sleep with ANYthing...

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Warning: Scott Roth's head has turned into a big red ball. At least the wifebeater is still in effect.

I've never tried to shoot anything larger than a ping pong ball across the room.

My Hands have the Power to transform any body into a BIG RED BALL!!!!! Honey sorry what happened I was only JOKING I will try to reverse the Effect I know i can doit.

But officer I was just loaning her the $40.

Um Cheeeese ? If you say so ?

Okay, who brought this guy.

Hey babe, ever seen BangBus.com before?

What do you think he's doing with his had down between my legs?

And then I like to work on the hood area for a few minutes.

Not now Please Im doin my Tongue exersizes ?

Drinking starts at 10am. Any questions?

In reference to what the guy above said. It says on the clock 7:45.

"Pasty Faced" whas zat mean? ah forget it jus paz me 'nuddr beer n ... hey sumthn da madda wit ma face -- wadya mean?

Im so use to the Cocain I forgot How to drink? oh ya not up the nose,In the Mouth!

Any mans dream, one man - two beauties

Beware,the lonely drinkers club, coming to a bar near you.

Then she drove off in my truck with my dog. That was three months ago.

Telekoneises drinking is Alot more work then wut it looks?

Beer: Good to the last drop.

Ya I get Payed to be a Beer Drinking Manakin,But i wish they would give me the Beer that goes in this jug First ?

"Did you know Scott Roth has his anus pierced? No I'm serious, he showed me...actually he's kinda cute."