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Halo on Widescreen flatscreen HDTV digital screens. We need one of these.

Huge Harry Potter area.

Emily LOVES Harry Potter!

Everybody watching kent ride the bull.

The line to be a audience member of "Weakest Link." Did you know you have to wear all black to be in the audience? What strange rules.

Nintendo's huge booth.

You know how in movies whenever a nuclear bomb goes off they always show a swingset, now empty, but still moving? Well here's my sunny day version of the same thing. The swings aren't moving because it's nice out. There are sailboats in the distance if you zoom in.

A crappy picture of a several-story wine rack at a resturant in Mandalay Bay that I can never spell correctly. Let me try once or twice: Arolea. Arola. Aorla. I giveup.

Yeah, I think this picture is upside-down. Oh-fuckin-well, the picture sucks to begin with.

is it Areola? hmmm...

http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=areola

The "Western" lot at the Warner Brothers studio. Is it just me or does every studio have one of these lots, but you rarely see westerns made anymore, and if they do, they don't re-use this same set.

Ok, yes, she's a cutout. But that's just for this and the next picture. After that all of the ladies in the pictures are real (besides their breasts, but this is LA, so what do you expect?).

Isn't she smaller than you'd imagine? I know it's just a cutout, but it's life-size.

The Tonight Show wit Ay Len! Ok fine, The Jay Leno Show. We were the last people in line and STILL got in - they gave us reserved seating! Nicole was the guest (Nicole Kidman, for those not on a first-name basis.)

The huge XBOX.

For those wondering why this is suddenly here, the excuse to go to LA was "E3" - or the Electronic Entertainment Expo. Basically we got to play lots of games that aren't going to be out for a while.

Halo multi-player. Four players on one screen.

Abe, what's that on your face?

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