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The biggest slice of pizza Jordy has ever seen. They don't have pizza like this in Holland. "But they have women with breast this big" I think he's saying.

I was trying my best to get this in there,... but it was so HUGE..... I thought it was gonna take me the whole night!

Are you talking about the pizza or the cock right before.

Sorry to say but perfetly STRAIGHT!

c`mon now jordy we can all see right through you! nobody is perfect!!

SPESHLY THE SPELLIN

FUNNY

NOBODY IS PERFECT I AM NOBODY

Aren't the streets of DC beautiful!

after the homeless pizza party...

you mean thats not your kitchen floor?

Okay... when the aliens get here, I'm getting probed first!

you shouldn't have used a flash, it looks terrible

the chicks eye view at jordy`s party.

AND ANOTHER AWARD WINNING PICTURE TAKING BY THE DRUNKIN' DWARF.

Something is missing from this trash can that's allowing it to leak onto the ground... I don't know what it could be...

yea one of those two bitches!

The scene at Pizzamart at two or three in the morning.

Chris. It took this bitch forever to get down here. Not that we really cared, there was no rush.

and sure he said he was on a liquid diet (not loosing much) unless it is a beer diet...lol

the hispanic godfather?

yet another pub we visited!

and oh yeah this is one of the many guys what wanted to go home with me...hes ugly tho

Not half as ugly as your attitude.

GOOD LOOKIN' PEOPLE AREN'T DEFENSIVE WHEN SOMEONE YELLS "UGLY".

Chris gets friendly with a street bum. He totally misses the hot girls walking right by.

umm dylan that was me u freak

The crew at Cities. By this time we've been at three or four bars. Why aren't there pictures at all these bars? Because we went there to drink, not to take pictures, so screw off.

WHAT FUCKING GEEKS!!!!

OMG there i am in the back in the pink... see i told you i was in the photos...

The girl in pink in the back? I'd hit it.

I GUESS YOUR ALL RIGHT WITH SL PPY S C NDS???

and here we are at home getting a bit more drunk!!

Actually we're still at the bar in this shot. Bytchca - who are you?

Don't we look oh so gay! (gay as in happy you fag.) Ok, I'm wondering about chris, but that's another story.

Don't piss us off or we'll skip your turn in scrabble.

Not one of them has a prayer of finding a girlfriend

That asian guy is hot!